Legend of the Seeker CRACK fic
Kahlan Amnell
meatisadelicacy
Title: She's the Last Confessor, Ya Dick
Pairing: Cara/Kahlan
Rating: C for Crack and PG for language I suppose
A/N: Seriously, I just don't even know.  There will probably be more of these.  Also, not beta'ed and clearly after reading this you'll see that I'm either drunk or high, so there are probably mistakes.  Lemme know.  



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LITTLE CRACKY FIC: IMMA LET YOU FINISH
Kahlan Amnell
meatisadelicacy

Title: Imma Let You Finish
Fandom: Legend of the Seeker
Pairing: Cara/Dahlia
Rating: G but really C for CRACK.
Spoilers: Set after 2.22
A/N: Probably this was a deleted scene.  Also, I may of may not have dressed up like Kanye for Halloween and interrupted people all day. 

 

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LEGEND OF THE SEEKER FIC
Kahlan Amnell
meatisadelicacy

TITLE: ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS ASK
PAIRING: KAHLAN/CARA
RATING: PG
SPOILERS: SET AFTER DESECRATED
DISCLAIMER: IF THEY WERE MINE...sigh.





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Otalia Mini Fic
Kahlan Amnell
meatisadelicacy
Title: Oh Boy
Author: meatisadelicacy
Rating: PG(13?) for the use of the d-bomb
Fandom: Guiding Light
Pairing: Otalia
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: All characters are property of P&G and Telenext.
AN: I still can't believe Natalia's pregnant, but if she has to be with child, this is how I think it should go down.

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Challenge Fic: One Slice of Blackmail, Coming Right Up
Kahlan Amnell
meatisadelicacy

Title: One Slice of Blackmail, Coming Right Up
Author: meatisadelicacy
Fandom: Guiding Light
Pairing: Otalia
Rating: G 
Spoilers: None – set in an arbitrary and happy future. 
Disclaimer: All characters are property of P&G, and Telenext.
A/N: Not at all beta'd - lemme know if you see any mistakes.  And the Italian in the story means "boss of all bosses."

burn_ingcity challenge: Doris, a fedora, a pie (apple or blueberry), Emma, a mob hit/witness protection, the phrase "as likely to happen as a Gay Pride Parade at Vatican City."

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The Panic Attack - GL Ficlette
Kahlan Amnell
meatisadelicacy
Title: The Panic Attack
Author: meatisadelicacy
Fandom: Guiding Light
Pairing: Otalia
Rating: G 
Spoilers: None – set in an arbitrary and happy future. 
Disclaimer: All characters are property of P&G, and Telenext.
A/N: Not at all beta'd - lemme know if you see any mistakes. 

 

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Clips and Coffee
Kahlan Amnell
meatisadelicacy
Title: Clips and Coffee
Author: meatisadelicacy
Fandom: Guiding Light
Pairing: Doris/Blake, implied Olivia/Natalia
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: None – set in an arbitrary (and happy) future.
Disclaimer: All characters are property of P&G, and Telenext (except Cletus and Billy Bob).


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Untitled Otalia Ficlette
Kahlan Amnell
meatisadelicacy

Author: meatisadelicacy
Fandom: Guiding Light
Pairing: Otalia, por supuesto
Rating: PG
Disclaimers: The ladies are owned by P&G and Telenext Media, not me, unfortunately. (Insert big dramatic sigh here).
And also: I apologize ahead of time.
 

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